Radiation Reaches Alaska

The first Alaska Salmon to show effects of Fukyumama Radiation has been found in a local Grocery Seafood department.
rat“Yea, it looks odd, but we tasted it and other than a slight tangy flavor it seems fine.” The store seafood manager, who declined to be identified, reported.

The crew of the Typhon that brought the catch in reported that the fish ruined the nets and two crew members had to be rescued by helicopter after being attacked while trying to get them into the hold.

The Alaska Board of Health reported one inspector was on vacation and the other one was out on sick leave and could not be reached for comment but they assured us they didn’t see any cause for concern.